Sadie Sapiens

Thursday, April 30, 2015

In case you missed it…



"Hi everyone, it's me Sadie.  In case you missed the splendid news I shared last week, my pack leader and primary alter ego, author Jeff T. Bauer has finished the sequel to my life story and it's called CANINE COLONY.  Currently, the manuscript is being considered for publication through Amazon's Kindle Scout program, where readers opinions (votes) count in consideration toward the publishing process.  So, I need your help.  Please take a moment to cast your vote for the publishing of CANINE COLONY.  Below is the awesome cover art, a synopsis of the story, plus the link to cast your vote for my sequel. You'll also be able to read several sample chapters of this amazing story when you follow the link. Thank you so much for your love and support!  Sadie :) "



  

Canine Colony by Jeff T Bauer 


Dogs know some bonds can never be broken.

Sadie, a tiny Chihuahua who’s learned how to communicate, enjoys a tight bond with her pack of humans at the Institute for Non-Human Intelligence. Surrounded by loving people who support her, Sadie is driven by a primal need to find her lost puppies. Puppies torn from her cage at a puppy mill and scattered to the four corners of the earth. She wonders if they still live. Are they also intelligent? Mix in a colony of self-organizing dogs that want to be left alone and humans that hate them. Ruff.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Sadie Saves


“Hello everyone, it’s me Sadie and I hope you’re having a splendid Sunday! French novelist, Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette once said, ‘The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree,’ This perhaps, best describes my senior domestic/longhair mix feline friend, Chloe who is available for adoption.  Chloe is a real pretty gal who is 7 years old and is currently staying at the Second Chance Animal Shelter, East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Please help me find a ‘forever home’ for Chloe by sharing her picture and story with family, friends and your social networks. Her animal ID number is 15584880 and her story (in her own words) is below. Love, Sadie"'




“Chloe says, ‘Oh, I know you see me. Look at this face, it is way to beautiful to miss. I am a total diva who would love to be the center of attention at your house. I recently retired from my modeling career, this face has done enough good for the world. I have been doing some low-key photo shoots for my fans though, at their request. I am considering coming to stay with you, if you can provide me with an adequate amount of pampering. I do not however share my house or your attention with other cats, being a celebrity I do have standards. Fill out an app and come visit me if you want to live the life with me. “’

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Great news!!!

"Hi everyone, it's me Sadie.  I have exciting news to share!!  My pack leader and primary alter ego, author Jeff T. Bauer has finished the sequel to my life story, CANINE COLONY.  Currently, the manuscript is being considered for publication through Amazon's Kindle Scout program, where readers opinions (votes) count in consideration toward the publishing process. CANINE COLONY is officially considered a HOT candidate for publication, and I'd like to keep it that way, with your help.  :)  Please take a moment to cast your vote for the publishing of CANINE COLONY.  Below is the awesome cover art and a synopsis of the story.  Please visit this link to cast your vote for my sequel. Thank you! Love, Sadie"
 





Canine Colony by Jeff T Bauer



Walk softly…


Bengal tiger says, ‘ Hey, try walkin’ a little quieter, you’re disturbin’ my nap!”’

Tiger
 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Target Practice


“Silver back gorilla says, 'See that target over there? Bet you I can hit the bull’s-eye with this stick… on the first try!”’

Gorilla
 

Monday, April 20, 2015

Sniffing…


“Bison says, ‘Everyone should take some time, everyday, to stop and smell the flowers. Ah, it makes life so much sweeter!”’


Bison
 

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Sadie Saves


Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie. Last week I introduced you to my senior canine friend, Blossom. She’s still hoping to be adopted from the Second Chance AnimalShelter, East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Please share her story with your family and friends via your social networks. If we take the time to work together, just one day a week, I know we will find Blossom her ‘forever family.’ By the way, Blossom’s a sweet, eight year old, special needs, Border Collie/Beagle mix. Her animal ID number is: 24400909. Please take a moment to read her story, and share it with those you know. Author, Karen Davison once said, ‘Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever.’ I thank you.  Love, Sadie.”’



“Blossom says, ‘If you’re looking for a calm, quiet, easy going dog I'm your girl. My favorite activity is curling up on my bed and napping. I also like to hang outside and explore lots of new smells. I hope you decide to come in and meet me as I love making new friends. Don't let my size fool you I'm just a total love bug. I would love a home where I could be taken for daily walks to help me to slim down a bit. I have hypothyroid, which I will need to take medicine for. It will need to be managed my entire life, fortunately the medicine is actually very affordable. I hope you’ll come visit me soon, at the Second Chance AnimalShelter, and be sure to tell them my friend Sadie sent you.”’

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Toothy time...


“Walrus says, ‘I hear you humans leave money under kid’s pillows when they lose a tooth. What’s one of these canines worth to you?”’


Walrus
 

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Truth or consequences...


“Male Alpaca says, ‘Hi, welcome to Orbit City. My name is George Jetson. I’d like to introduce you to my wife, Jane and our daughter Judy, and son, Elroy. We’re the Jetsons. And, if you believe that, you’ll believe anything! HA!!!”’


Alpaca family
 

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Sadie Saves


Hi, it’s me Sadie wishing you a happy Sunday. It’s also the day that I ask you to help me find ‘forever homes’ for my animal friends that are seeking adoptions. Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, ‘You cannot do a kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too late.’ Please keep that thought in mind as I introduce you to my senior friend, Blossom, who is eight years old, has a special need, and is available for adoption through the Second Chance AnimalShelter, East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Blossom is a sweet Border Collie/Beagle mix. Her animal ID number is: 24400909. Please take a moment to read her story, which is below, and share it with family and friends via your social media. I thank you.  Love, Sadie.”





“Blossom says, ‘If you’re looking for a calm, quiet, easy going dog I'm your girl. My favorite activity is curling up on my bed and napping. I also like to hang outside and explore lots of new smells. I hope you decide to come in and meet me as I love making new friends. Don't let my size fool you I'm just a total love bug. I would love a home where I could be taken for daily walks to help me to slim down a bit. I have hypothyroid, which I will need to take medicine for. It will need to be managed my entire life, fortunately the medicine is actually very affordable. I hope you’ll come visit me soon, at the Second Chance AnimalShelter, and be sure to tell them my friend Sadie sent you.”’


 

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Naptime Story


“Piglet says to sow, ‘Please momma, please tell me the story about "this little piggy goes to market." I promise I’ll go to sleep then.”’ 

Pigs
 

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

The Invader


“Prairie dog says, ‘What do you mean I’m a nuisance in your lawn! Look at all this clover and the length of your grass. I’m just trying to help you maintain it with some selective cutting and aeration.”’


Prairie dog
 

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Monday, April 6, 2015

The day after…


“Hi, it’s me Sadie here. Welcome back! I hope you enjoyed your holiday weekend – I know I did and so did my friend and cyber pal, the beautiful and famous, Tais Tói, a/k/a Jolie, who is a member of the performance Renaissance troop, The Trouvéres. She also took some time off to celebrate with her family, and she sends us her latest picture and update.“

 

“Jolie” photo courtesy of daddy & mommy, Michael and Grace Peters



“Tais Tói says, ‘Hi Sadie, friends and fans! I had a fabulous weekend and hope you did too! I didn’t get to eat any candy, as it’s not good for my complexion, but I had a great time finding tons of Easter eggs and having a delicious sit down supper with mommy and daddy. I also loved wearing my Easter ears! I think they’re even more stylish than some of my hats. What do you think? Well, gotta’ run, it’s time for a rehearsal. Have a great week! <3 Tais Tói”’

Friday, April 3, 2015

Celebrating…


“Hi, it’s me Sadie here.  I’m just stopping by to wish all my wonderful animal and human friends a beautiful Passover and Easter! I hope your holiday is a happy one. I’ll be taking a few days off to celebrate with my family and pack and hope to see you here again on Monday, April 6.  Love, Sadie   :-)



Sadie photo courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Smooching...




“Giraffe says, 'You gotta’ come just a little bit closer and I’ll give ya’ the best kiss you’ve ever had. S.W.A.K!”’

 

Giraffe

 

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

APRIL FOOLS!!!


“My cyber pal Douglas says, ‘Hi Sadie, what do you think of my new bandana? I put it on just for you! I’m BIG BIKER DOG DOUGLAS now, and I’m ready to raise a little heck on my Harley! Just kidding – APRIL FOOLS! :-D’”


Douglas photo courtesy Johanna Swain