Sadie Sapiens

Showing posts with label animals. audiobook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. audiobook. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2015

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

“Hi, it’s me Sadie here. My dear cyber pal, the beautiful and famous, Tais Toi, a/k/a Jolie, who is a member of the Renaissance performance troop, The Trouvères is checking in with me to discuss what costumes we’ll be wearing for Halloween. I’m still not sure yet, but Tais Tois is going to wear a very bewitching ensemble. Take a look...


“Jolie” photo courtesy of daddy & mommy, Michael and Grace Peters

Tais Tói says,  Hello everyone! I’m so excited about tomorrow night! Daddy Michael and Mommy Grace are taking me trick-or-treating and then to a fancy dress ball. I’m looking forward to getting lots of dog treats (no chicken bones or chocolate of course), and then dancing the night away until midnight. What do you think of my outfit? Do you think it’s me?  Well, everyone, I’m being called for dinner. Hope you all have a wonderful Halloween and you get more treats than tricks! Bye for now. <3 Tais Toi.’”

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Tais Toi does the Hamptons

“Hi, it’s me Sadie here. My cyber pal, the beautiful and famous, Tais Toi, a/k/a Jolie, who is a member of the Renaissance performance troop, The Trouvères is pausing from her world tour to check in with us while vacationing in the Hamptons! Tais Toi says, 


 “Jolie” photo courtesy of daddy & mommy, Michael and Grace Peters

‘Greetings from the village of Southampton, New York my dearest friend and fans! We’re taking a few days off for some much needed rest and relaxation before heading off to Connecticut to continue our World Tour.  Originally, we were scheduled to vacation on Martha’s Vineyard, but we thought it best to steer clear of all the paparazzi during the First Family’s vacation. Also, I didn’t want to steal the spotlight nor make the job of the Secret Service agents more stressful.   Daddy Michael and mommy Grace are taking me to the beach today, and then later this evening we’re attending a private soiree for some Hollywood types. Anyway, what do you think of my new beach attire – is it me?   Well, my dear Sadie and friends, I must run! Till we meet again.  <3 Tais Toi”’

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Sadie Saves: Contest Winner

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie 


Sadie photo courtesy Jeff & Jacki Bauer



I’m here to announce the winner of THE NAME THESE PUPPIES CONTEST. Drum roll please and congratulations to:


~ Cindy Butler (via Peanut) ~

Signed copies of Sadie Sapiens and Canine Colony will soon arrive at her door.

And the winning names for each puppy

BANDIT

TRAVELING DOG or TD for short

PEANUT

SAM

SHORTIE

SALLY

 

I also have some other wonderful news to share – four of June’s puppies have been adopted!!  There are still two more puppies that would love to find a ‘forever family.’  So, if you would please, spread the word with your family, friends and social networks, and together we can bring them to their new homes. Adoption information is available at the City of Tallahassee – Animal Service Center’sFacebook page. Thank you. Love, Sadie

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Sadie Saves: Special Edition

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie sharing a special and urgent request to help find a loving adoptive home for my newest Chihuahua friend, Rachel. Humans recently saved her from the deplorable conditions at a puppy mill. When she was brought to the Animal Aid Foundation here in Tallahassee, Florida, she was covered in filth and soaked in urine and feces. Their kind and compassionate staff have provided Rachel with a great deal of love and care. She has been bathed, treated for hookworms, spayed, and all her vaccines have been brought up to date.



Rachel says, ‘I’m feeling so much better now and am looking forward to a brighter future and hoping to be adopted. I want you to know that I enjoy being around people and dogs. Please come by and visit me today at Animal Aid or share my story with your family, friends and social networks. I’m hoping to find my forever family.”’

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Wiener Dog Alert!

“It’s no secret that I love to interpret speech for my animal friends.  Well, this video doesn’t require my language skills because it’s just plain funny, and besides, Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund and his pal do an excellent job of acting in their own very version of the Minions Movie.  Hope this makes you smile.  Love, Sadie 



Thursday, July 9, 2015

Road trip entertainment…

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie.  Summertime is a great time to hit the vacation road, and if you’ll be taking off and traveling in the next few weeks, please check out my SADIE SAPIENS audiobook.  You’ll get almost 11 hours of a compelling entertainment that will make you laugh, cry and wonder about the world we live in as the story of my life unfolds.  Written by my pack leader and favorite author Jeff T. Bauer, and narrated by actress Paula Slade (who does a real mean imitation of my voice) you’ll discover how I learned to speak, use the computer and become the world’s smartest dog and newest species. Please follow the links below to listen to an excerpt of my story, SADIE SAPIENS, read reviews, and learn about special purchasing promotions through Amazon and Audible.  Safe travels and happy listening!  Love, Sadie” 




Written by: Jeff T. Bauer
Narrated by: Paula Slade
Length 10 hrs and 51 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release Date: 11-18-14
Publisher: Jeff T. Bauer
Whispersync for Voice-ready

  WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MY AUDIOBOOK

"Plenty of depth in one little dog! This is not your average 'talking dog' story. While SADIE SAPIENS certainly has its cute and humorous moments, the book explores a much broader and deeper range of emotional and intellectual territory than its whimsical premise might imply. Super-smart Chihuahua Sadie and her teenage human companion Emma brave their way through a roller coaster ride of exciting and harrowing experiences. Many of their adventures center around Sadie’s remarkable talents, but just as often the drama arises from the everyday tragedies and triumphs of real life. Both heroines emerge from their respective traumas stronger, wiser, and with a greater sense of self. Their journey is a heartwarming one, with a dog/human 'pack' bond like no other."


"Sadie sheds light on so many important aspects on human and canine relationships thru a unique storyline that will capture your heart, mind and spirit. This story addresses important moments of death (both of pets and humans), animal cruelty, humane treatment of pets and the not-so humane, animal shelters & foster caregivers... just to name a few. "

Sound sample and purchasing available through

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sadie Saves

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie, and you know what today is if you are a regular follower on my blog – it’s the day I help get the word out about my animal friends who are hoping  to be adopted.  Today I’d like to introduce you to a beautiful new momma Chihuahua named June and her six adorable puppies! 



A few weeks ago here in Florida, June was found pregnant and wandering around the streets of Tallahassee as a stray, when she was picked up by Animal Control and taken to the local shelter, where she gave birth.  She and her puppies are not quite ready for adoption, which will be a several weeks from now, as they are currently being fostered in our home. But, I wanted to get the word out as no one has come forward to claim June nor her puppies. Please check back on Thursday, July 2, for more pictures of this growing family along with a Star Spangled Surprise!  Love, Sadie”

                                                                             


A message from author Jeff T. Bauer ~

Sadie, the fictional talking dog, and her fictional family of intelligent canines are based on real-life rescued Chihuahuas that my wife and I have adopted over the years. Anybody who lives with a dog realizes how smart they really are and even if they can't speak Doglish, there's certainly love and intelligence glittering in their beautiful eyes.  So many animals, dogs and cats, are discarded or euthanized every year because there's simply too many of them out there and not enough loving human homes to adopt them.  Dogs and cats totally rely on the humans that domesticated them to survive. I hope through Sadie's stories that more people will come to appreciate the wonder and responsibility we have to welcome these animals into our lives or at least help keep the unwanted population lower by spay and neuter. Sadie Saves is serious business spoken by a cute fictional character.  Just sit back and imagine if there truly was a spokesdog for all dog- and cat-kind.  Wouldn't you rather save an animal at a shelter that's probably looking at a shortened lifespan if it isn't adopted? Who knows, maybe the next adopted dog will turn out to be the real-life speaking Sadie.


Thursday, June 25, 2015

Sharing is caring…

“Monkey says, ‘Excuse me, I don’t mean to talk with my mouth full, but it’s only stale white bread. Want some anyway?  I’d be happy to share!”’ 



Sunday, June 21, 2015

Sadie Saves


“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie, and you know what today is if you are a regular follower on my blog – it’s the day I help get the word out about my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted.  On Mother’s Day, May 10, 2015 I featured my sweet friend Bronwyn who is still waiting to find a place to call home. Bronwyn, is  a 2 1/2 year old female boxer mix. She is heartworm positive so is currently undergoing treatment. Bronwyn would prefer ruling the roost with no fellow canines to challenge her role as Queen. She is a sweet friendly girl with lots of energy and love to give! She would do best in a home with no children as they can make her nervous. Currently, Bronwyn is available for adoption through the Second Chance Animal Shelter in East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Please share her picture and story with your family, friends and social networks. Together I’m sure we will find her a ‘forever family.’ I thank you for your help.  Love, Sadie”





A message from author Jeff T. Bauer ~

Sadie, the fictional talking dog, and her fictional family of intelligent canines are based on real-life rescued Chihuahuas that my wife and I have adopted over the years. Anybody who lives with a dog realizes how smart they really are and even if they can't speak Doglish, there's certainly love and intelligence glittering in their beautiful eyes.  So many animals, dogs and cats, are discarded or euthanized every year because there's simply too many of them out there and not enough loving human homes to adopt them.  Dogs and cats totally rely on the humans that domesticated them to survive. I hope through Sadie's stories that more people will come to appreciate the wonder and responsibility we have to welcome these animals into our lives or at least help keep the unwanted population lower by spay and neuter. Sadie Saves is serious business spoken by a cute fictional character.  Just sit back and imagine if there truly was a spokesdog for all dog- and cat-kind.  Wouldn't you rather save an animal at a shelter that's probably looking at a shortened lifespan if it isn't adopted? Who knows, maybe the next adopted dog will turn out to be the real-life speaking Sadie.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Sadie Saves

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie, and you know what today is if you are a regular follower on my blog – it’s the day I help get the word out about my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted.  Today I’d like to introduce you to my friend Coco. She's a full grown dog, but still has the heart and playfulness of a puppy.  Coco loves to run at high speeds and turn on a dime.  All she wants to do is play, even if some of the older dogs in our foster home aren't in the mood.  She would do best in a high energy household that understands small dog breeds.  I’m not sure how she does with small children, so that would have to be evaluated by any potential adopter.  Interested parties should go to https://www.talgov.com/animals/animals-adopt.aspx. And, please share Coco’s photo and story with your family, friends and social media. Together we can make a difference and find her a forever home. Thank you. Love, Sadie”






A message from author Jeff T. Bauer ~

Sadie, the fictional talking dog, and her fictional family of intelligent canines are based on real-life rescued Chihuahuas that my wife and I have adopted over the years. Anybody who lives with a dog realizes how smart they really are and even if they can't speak Doglish, there's certainly love and intelligence glittering in their beautiful eyes.  So many animals, dogs and cats, are discarded or euthanized every year because there's simply too many of them out there and not enough loving human homes to adopt them.  Dogs and cats totally rely on the humans that domesticated them to survive. I hope through Sadie's stories that more people will come to appreciate the wonder and responsibility we have to welcome these animals into our lives or at least help keep the unwanted population lower by spay and neuter. Sadie Saves is serious business spoken by a cute fictional character.  Just sit back and imagine if there truly was a spokesdog for all dog- and cat-kind.  Wouldn't you rather save an animal at a shelter that's probably looking at a shortened lifespan if it isn't adopted? Who knows, maybe the next adopted dog will turn out to be the real-life speaking Sadie.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

My Audiobook…


Written by: Jeff T. Bauer
Narrated by: Paula Slade
Length 10 hrs and 51 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release Date: 11-18-14
Publisher: Jeff T. Bauer
Whispersync for Voice-ready

  WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MY AUDIOBOOK

"Plenty of depth in one little dog! This is not your average 'talking dog' story. While SADIE SAPIENS certainly has its cute and humorous moments, the book explores a much broader and deeper range of emotional and intellectual territory than its whimsical premise might imply. Super-smart Chihuahua Sadie and her teenage human companion Emma brave their way through a roller coaster ride of exciting and harrowing experiences. Many of their adventures center around Sadie’s remarkable talents, but just as often the drama arises from the everyday tragedies and triumphs of real life. Both heroines emerge from their respective traumas stronger, wiser, and with a greater sense of self. Their journey is a heartwarming one, with a dog/human 'pack' bond like no other."


"Sadie sheds light on so many important aspects on human and canine relationships thru a unique storyline that will capture your heart, mind and spirit. This story addresses important moments of death (both of pets and humans), animal cruelty, humane treatment of pets and the not-so humane, animal shelters & foster caregivers... just to name a few. "

Sound sample and purchasing available through

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Sadie Saves

“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie, and you know what today is if you are a regular follower on my blog – it’s the day I help get the word out about my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted.  Today I’d like to introduce you to my friend Coco. She's a full grown dog, but still has the heart and playfulness of a puppy.  Coco loves to run at high speeds and turn on a dime.  All she wants to do is play, even if some of the older dogs in our foster home aren't in the mood.  She would do best in a high energy household that understands small dog breeds.  I’m not sure how she does with small children, so that would have to be evaluated by any potential adopter.  Interested parties should go to https://www.talgov.com/animals/animals-adopt.aspx. And, please share Coco’s photo and story with your family, friends and social media. Together we can make a difference and find her a forever home. Thank you. Love, Sadie”






A message from author Jeff T. Bauer ~

Sadie, the fictional talking dog, and her fictional family of intelligent canines are based on real-life rescued Chihuahuas that my wife and I have adopted over the years. Anybody who lives with a dog realizes how smart they really are and even if they can't speak Doglish, there's certainly love and intelligence glittering in their beautiful eyes.  So many animals, dogs and cats, are discarded or euthanized every year because there's simply too many of them out there and not enough loving human homes to adopt them.  Dogs and cats totally rely on the humans that domesticated them to survive. I hope through Sadie's stories that more people will come to appreciate the wonder and responsibility we have to welcome these animals into our lives or at least help keep the unwanted population lower by spay and neuter. Sadie Saves is serious business spoken by a cute fictional character.  Just sit back and imagine if there truly was a spokesdog for all dog- and cat-kind.  Wouldn't you rather save an animal at a shelter that's probably looking at a shortened lifespan if it isn't adopted? Who knows, maybe the next adopted dog will turn out to be the real-life speaking Sadie.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sadie Saves


“Hi everyone, it’s me Sadie, and you know what today is if you are a regular follower on my blog – it’s the day I help get the word out about my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted.  On Mother’s Day, May 10, 2015 I featured my sweet friend Bronwyn who is still waiting to find a place to call home. Bronwyn, is  a 2 1/2 year old female boxer mix. She is heartworm positive so is currently undergoing treatment. Bronwyn would prefer ruling the roost with no fellow canines to challenge her role as Queen. She is a sweet friendly girl with lots of energy and love to give! She would do best in a home with no children as they can make her nervous. Currently, Bronwyn is available for adoption through the Second Chance Animal Shelter in East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Please share her picture and story with your family, friends and social networks. Together I’m sure we will find her a ‘forever family.’ I thank you for your help.  Love, Sadie”




Friday, May 29, 2015

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Sheepdog selfie…


“Sheepdog says, ‘Hang on a minute, I’ll figure this out. I just wish I could see where the lens is and the button that I’m supposed to push. Oh, got it!”’

Sheepdog face