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| Smiling cat by George Hodan |
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Showing posts with label Cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cat. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Cat Selfie
"My friend Twister says, 'I love, love, love selfies!! How's this for a big toothy smile?"'
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Confrontational Kitty
“Cat
says, ‘I dare you!! Better yet, I double
dare you to come one step closer. This is my driveway and I’m protecting it! So there!’’'
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| Cat by George Hodan |
Monday, May 18, 2015
Two of a kind…
“Frick says to Frack, ‘Can you believe it, she was actually thinking of using us as bookends!”’
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Kitties by Anna YanovaCattoor |
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Stalking…
“Kitty says to kitty, ‘Just be real quiet. I’ve got that mousie in my sights, and if we play our cards right, we’ll have a nice lunch!”
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Two Young Cats by Petr Kratochvil |
Monday, May 4, 2015
Cat selfie...
“My friend Checkers says, ‘I don’t understand what humans find so fascinating about selfies. We learned to stare down people before cameras.”’
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| Black and white cat |
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Sadie Saves
“Hello everyone, it’s me Sadie and I hope you’re having a splendid Sunday! French novelist, Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette once said, ‘The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree,’ This perhaps, best describes my senior domestic/longhair mix feline friend, Chloe who is available for adoption. Chloe is a real pretty gal who is 7 years old and is currently staying at the Second Chance Animal Shelter, East Brookfield, Massachusetts. Please help me find a ‘forever home’ for Chloe by sharing her picture and story with family, friends and your social networks. Her animal ID number is 15584880 and her story (in her own words) is below. Love, Sadie"'
“Chloe says, ‘Oh, I know you see me. Look at this face, it is way to beautiful to miss. I am a total diva who would love to be the center of attention at your house. I recently retired from my modeling career, this face has done enough good for the world. I have been doing some low-key photo shoots for my fans though, at their request. I am considering coming to stay with you, if you can provide me with an adequate amount of pampering. I do not however share my house or your attention with other cats, being a celebrity I do have standards. Fill out an app and come visit me if you want to live the life with me. “’
Friday, April 17, 2015
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Sadie Saves
“Hi, everyone it’s me, Sadie! I’m still looking for a ‘forever family’ for my friend Lisa. As you know, Sunday is the most important day of the week for me as it is the day that Sadie saves my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted. Lillian Jackson Braun once said, 'Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic,’ and in Lisa’s case that is so very true! Lisa is a small Domestic Shorthair/Mix feline who is 8 years/9 months old, and she’s is available to adopt through the Second Chance Animal Shelter, East Brookfield, Massachusetts. I hope you’ll share my search with your family and friends via social media, and if you want to meet Lisa, her ID # is 24585226. And, tell them Sadie sent you. Love, Sadie.”'
“Lisa says, ‘I'm a nice older kitty looking for a new home. I would probably do best in a quieter home where I can sunbathe by the window and watch the birds fly by. I love the occasional play session as well. I love getting snuggled. I’m wishing for a family of my very own, who will love me forever, and decide to come in and meet with me at the Second Chance Animal Shelter. See you soon!’”
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Perturbed
“Cat says, ‘Hey, where do you think you’re going? Come back, that’s my mouse!’’'
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Cat by George Hodan |
Monday, March 23, 2015
In Plain Sight
“My friend Snowball says, ‘Don’t be silly, this is my natural eye color. Who ever heard of a cat wearing green contact lenses!”’
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| Cat With Green Eyes by Vera Kratochvil |
Sunday, March 22, 2015
Sadie Saves
“Hi, everyone it’s me, Sadie! As you know, Sunday
is the most important day of the week for me as it is the day that Sadie saves
my animal friends who are hoping to be adopted by their forever families. Charles
Dickens once posed a very thoughtful question, ‘What greater gift than the love
of a cat?’ With
that in mind, I’d like to introduce you to Lisa, a small Domestic
Shorthair/Mix feline who is 8 years/9 months old. If
you’d like to meet Lisa, please contact the Second Chance Animal Shelter in
East Brookfield, Massachusetts and tell them Sadie sent you. Love, Sadie.”’
“Lisa says, ‘I'm a nice older kitty looking for a new home. I would probably do best in a quieter home where I can sunbathe by the window and watch the birds fly by. I love the occasional play session as well. I love getting snuggled. I’m wishing for a family of my very own, who will love me forever. I hope you’ll share my search with your family and friends via social media, and decide to come in and meet with me at the Second Chance Animal Shelter. Please say you want to meet Lisa, and my ID # is 24585226. See you soon!’”
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Say something funny…
“My friend Tigger says, ‘Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That’s a good one - I never heard that joke before!”’
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Are You Ready To Rock ?! by Lubos Houska |
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Overactive imagination
“My friend Colby says, ‘I just love stalking and pretending to be Super Jungle Cat!”’
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Cat In The Grass by Charles Rondeau |
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Hypnosis
“My friend, Pinky says, ‘Now just relax and look deeply into my eyes. You are feeling very drowsy. You are under my command. You are in my power, and you will do whatever I ask.”’
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Cat by George Hodan
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Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Mulling it over...
“Cat says, ‘Give me a moment... Let me see if I understand this... You’re asking ME, to SHARE my MOUSE with you!?”’

Cat by George Hodan

Cat by George Hodan
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Lincoln's Birthday
“Hi, it’s me Sadie. Today we celebrate the birth date of President Abraham Lincoln. Did you know that the President had two pet cats? One was named, Tabby and the other, Dixie. They were given to him as kittens from Secretary of State William Seward. It is said that Lincoln once remarked ‘Dixie is smarter than my whole cabinet!’ Hmm. Something to think about. Cheers, Sadie.”’
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Almost like television…
“Cat says, ‘I love it when my human tosses out popcorn to the squirrels! It’s better than watching three-minute YouTube videos.”’
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| Cat Watching Squirrels |
Monday, January 26, 2015
Mine!
"My friend, Linus says, 'What are you lookin’ at? That’s my catnip, from my garden, and I’m not sharin’!”’
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| Public Domain Pictures |
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Paperwork...
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