Dinner

“Cheetah says to cheetah, 'Do you think that might be our carry-out order, or should we just go out to dinner?”'

 

Public Domain Image

 

Move over…

“Boxer says to dachshund, ‘Hey, did I say you could sit in MY CHAIR? Ya know, I’m not a bun, weiner-dude!”'

 

Public Domain Image

 

Stuck in action…

“My friend, Burberry says, 'I thought you told me the best way out was over, not under. Ah, somebody, please call the fire department!"' 

 

Public Domain Images

 

Camouflage

“My cyber pal, Auggie says, ‘I can see you, but you can’t see me!”’

 

Photo courtesy Meaghan Barry

 

Hard Day’s Night

“Monkey says, I just know it was that last mango that did it!   Maybe if I take a little nap I’ll feel better.”’

 

Public Domain Pictures

 

 

Mine!

"My friend, Linus says, 'What are you lookin’ at?  That’s my catnip, from my garden, and I’m not sharin’!”’

 

Public Domain Pictures

 

 

Sadie Saves on Sundays

“Hi, it’s me Sadie! Last Sunday, I introduced you to my friend ‘Dingo’ (see his pictures below.) Well, Dingo is still looking for his forever home, and I really need your help getting the word out. Remember what Gandhi once said, ‘You must be the change you wish to see in the world.’ And, since today is Sunday, I need your help in making that change in Dingo’s life. Please share Dingo’s story on social media. 

Dingo says, ‘Don't let my name fool you, I'm actually quite civilized unlike my wild namesake! I’m a small, male, short-coat/mix Chihuahua and I’m 3 years/3 months old.  

 

Would you like a buddy to walk with you everyday? I enjoy going for my walks everyday with my human friends here at the Second Chance Animal Shelter. And, if given the choice I would walk all day! (Though I have to admit the belly rubs after my walks are very enjoyable as well.)  If you’d like more information about me, please contact the Second Chance AnimalShelter and be sure to give them my name along with my ID # 23966446. Hope you’ll come to meet me and we can go for a walk! “’

 

Beauty tip...

"Rabbit says to rabbit, 'Let me tell you a little secret. I don't know about you, but a bit of  hare gel on the ears works so much better than starch. Just sayin'."'

You Can't See Me by Alison Breskin

Temperature Control

“My friend, Maggie says, ‘Ahhh! There’s nothing more comforting than a nice fluffy towel, straight from the dryer, on a cold winter night. Ahhh! Z-z-zzz.“’

 

Maggie by Donna McNeely

 

Staying in touch…

“Hi, it’s me Sadie here. Communicating with humans is sometimes difficult, until they learn to translate ‘Doglish,’ which is the language that my human companion, Emma developed, with my help (of course.)

Below, you will see ‘Doglish’ in action as many of my canine pals attempt to converse with their humans via Skype. Thanks to CrazyFunnyStuffCFS for capturing these conversations. Love, Sadie.”

 

No Smoking

“My friend Auggie says, ‘Wadda ya think? Do you think it looks like a cigar? Maybe you should light it for me. Better yet, let’s go out and play fetch!”’

 

Photo Courtesy Meaghan Barry

 

Paperwork...

“My friend Kitteh says, ‘No problem. You’re welcome! Since these are marked Accounts Payable, I know exactly where they need to be filed.”’

Photo courtesy Barry Gillogly

 

Monday Blues

“My friend Chester says, I hate Mondays. You always work late and I’m left alone all day, and when you come home, you don’t want to play. (Sigh) I just hate Mondays.”’

Dog by George Hodan

                                                                       

Sadie Saves on Sundays

“Hi, it’s me Sadie! I totally agree with what Mahatma Gandhi once said, ‘You must be the change you wish to see in the world.’ And, since today is Sunday, I wanted to help to make a change in the life of my friend, ‘Dingo,’ who is looking for his forever family."

"Dingo says, ‘Don't let my name fool you, I'm actually quite civilized unlike my wild namesake! I’m a small, male, short-coat/mix Chihuahua and I’m 3 years/3 months old. 

Would you like a buddy to walk with you everyday? I enjoy going for my walks everyday with my human friends here at the Second Chance Animal Shelter. And, if given the choice I would walk all day! :-) (Though I have to admit the belly rubs after my walks are very enjoyable as well.)  If you’d like more information about me, please contact the Second Chance AnimalShelter and be sure to give them my name along with my ID # 23966446. Hope you’ll come to meet me and we can go for a walk! “’

 

The Staring Contest

“My friend Tiny says, ‘You know, I can stare at you longer without blinking than you can. They taught us how to do that in Canine Kindergarten. It really comes in handy sometimes."'

Cute Chihuahua by Peter Griffin

The Smell

“Cow says, ‘Hmmm, is that methane I smell or did somebody just burp?”’

 

Funny Cow Picture by Johnny Dod

 

The Yawn

“Monkey says, Give me less than a minute, and I bet you two bananas that I’ll make you yawn!”’

Animal Cracker 2 by X posid

Selfies

“My friend Meatball says, ‘I just love selfies and photo bombs!”’

“Meatball” photo by Paula Slade

The Puppy Portrait

“My  friend  Delphi  says,  ‘I’m  so  sorry,  but  this  is  what  I  look  like  when  I  say  CHEESE!”’

                                                       Puppy Portrait by Elizabeth Lindhag

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 12

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

“Wishes  for  World  Peace:  None  of  us  have  known  this…  may  it  truly  become  a  reality  in  our  lifetime.   Love,  Sadie”

Twelve Wishes for the New Year # 11

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

“A  wish  for  ‘grace’:  May  a  measure  of  compassion,  charity  and  charm  be  yours  for  the  asking  and  this  be  the  footprint  you  leave  for  others  to  follow.  Love,  Sadie”

Twelve New Year Wishes # 10

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

“Today  I  wish  you  ‘time’  –  whether  you  beg  it,  borrow  it,  or  steal  it  –  remember  to  use  it,  not  abuse  it.  May  you  have  all  that  your  heart  desires  to  accomplish  your  fondest  dreams.  Fill  the  seconds  between  the  minutes,  and  the  minutes  between  the  hours  with  your  life  well  lived.   Love,  Sadie”

Twelve New Year Wishes # 9

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

“A  wish  for  'forgiveness'  so  that  you  never  go  to  bed  at  night  angry  at  someone…  for  something.  Forgive  and  move  on.  Love,  Sadie”

Twelve Wishes for the New Year # 8

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"A  wish  for  beauty  -  may  you  find  it  from  the  breath  of  a  rose;  the  sparkle  of  sunlight  on  water;  the  song  of  a  bird  or  the  pink  cheek  of  a  child  –  it  is  truly  in  the  beholder.  Love,  Sadie"
 

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 7

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"I  wish  you  laughter,  as  it  is  easier  to  smile  than  it  is  to  frown.  Always  cherish  the  joyful  child  that  resides  in  you.  Love,  Sadie"

Surfing the web…

“Crawfish says, ‘I don’t understand why humans prefer this method of surfing. The ocean downloads much faster!”’

 

Crawfish 2   JonSullivan

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 6

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"A  wish  for  knowledge  and  inspiration  every  day  of  the  year  that  propels  you  to  seek  out  and  learn  something  new  as  you  write  the  passages  of  your  life.  And,  like  a  good  book,  may  your  novel  be  hard  to  put  down  and  the  end  long  in  coming.  Love,  Sadie"

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 5

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

 

 

"A  wish  to  you  for  material  abundance  so  that  you  may  always  have  nourishing  food  at  your  table;  a  home  to  protect  and  surround  you  filled  with  treasures  that  delight  your  heart,  and  may  you  always  be  able  to  share  these  blessings  with  others.  Love,  Sadie"
 

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 4

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"May  you  know  spiritual  wealth  whatever  your  belief,  and  may  you  draw  strength  and  comfort  from  a  presence  that  is  greater,  yet  part  of  us  all.   Love,  Sadie"

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 3

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"I  wish  you  companionship  -  both  human  and  animal.   It  is  a  way  in  which  we  share  that  measure  of  love."

Twelve Wishes for the New Year - # 2

“Sadie” photo Courtesy Jeff and Jacki Bauer

"I  wish  you  love.  Open  your  heart  to  the  possibilities.  To  need  and  be  needed  is  at  the  very  core  of  our  frail  existence.   Love, Sadie"