Commodity Futures

“Cow says, ‘Well, if you’re asking my opinion, I would say that investing in livestock has a poor futures outlook, and you’d be much better investing in crude oil and gas.”’

Simmental calf

 

Commiserating Cow

“Cow says, ‘You think you’re having a bad day! Well, let me tell you mine hasn’t exactly been a crew cut.”’

Highland Cow by WEYENBERGH JACKY

 

Camera Cow

“Cow says, ‘I just love takin’ selfies – I get to show off my jazzy new earrings!”’

Farm Animals by X posid

 

Monday Blues

“My friend Chester says, I hate Mondays. You always work late and I’m left alone all day, and when you come home, you don’t want to play. (Sigh) I just hate Mondays.”’

Dog by George Hodan

                                                                       

The Smell

“Cow says, ‘Hmmm, is that methane I smell or did somebody just burp?”’

 

Funny Cow Picture by Johnny Dod